Missing Winter Box
Box thought to have been in an easily accessible place of the storage unit has gone missing!
Contents of box- all warm clothing including coats, gloves, scarfs, sweaters, and thermals belonging to the Smith family.
Box is cardboard and large. May have the words "Winter (Poop) Stuff" written on the outside in black marker. (could it be that some winter loving activist group found out that I hate winter and viewed the act of calling winter "poop" a winter hate crime and took my box as punishment?)
The Smith Family is desperate to locate this box, any information leading to the finding of this box will be greatly appreciated.
Reward- general public will not have to see us wearing large and smelly farm work coats any longer than we have to!